HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I’m flying out of this brothel like a witch on a broomstick today. Then my friend is coming to pick me up at my office so I can take a NAP. Never been so excited to take a nap in all my life. Now that is what I call a treat. My Ghost-Hunter friend is […]

OF ANIMALS AND TREES …

Yup. That’s where it’s at today for me. Animals are my friends for the day. They don’t talk back and no when to shut up. Plus, they teach me a thing or two about how to bring out the claws and catch prey…or how to rip into people and show them who’s boss. Trees are […]

I’VE BEEN SLAPPED SIDEWAYS

So, this one day … after an epic camping trip during the Blood Moon, I watched the clumsiest man alive jump off a 20-foot waterfall after he howled at the moon and told mysterious stories around the campfire. I tell you this. He got a ticket for taking my breath away, stopping my heart in […]

THE CASE OF THE MISSING SLIPPER

So, there is this lady in the shelter I am living at who happens to be homicidal. Her slipper went missing yesterday and all hell broke loose. I assure you this…I can’t lie all the time ya know. 😉 In my head I just blasted her left and right and laughed til I cried. I […]