Don’t Bring Me Roses

Originally posted on ON THE ROCKS :
The next man to walk into my life that thinks he can get away with bringing me roses, chocolates or jewelry has another thing coming to him. Sorry, but it’s just curtains for ya … and immediately. “Roses are red and violets are blue” …. END SCENE. CUT! NEXT!…

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I’m flying out of this brothel like a witch on a broomstick today. Then my friend is coming to pick me up at my office so I can take a NAP. Never been so excited to take a nap in all my life. Now that is what I call a treat. My Ghost-Hunter friend is […]

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OF ANIMALS AND TREES …

Yup. That’s where it’s at today for me. Animals are my friends for the day. They don’t talk back and no when to shut up. Plus, they teach me a thing or two about how to bring out the claws and catch prey…or how to rip into people and show them who’s boss. Trees are […]

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I’VE BEEN SLAPPED SIDEWAYS

So, this one day … after an epic camping trip during the Blood Moon, I watched the clumsiest man alive jump off a 20-foot waterfall after he howled at the moon and told mysterious stories around the campfire. I tell you this. He got a ticket for taking my breath away, stopping my heart in […]

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