Conversations with Mom, cont…

Mom: “Do you feel like doing all of that today? Returning your books, going to Boscovs and visiting your sister?” Me (annoyed, over-exaggerating,  and fiercely throwing my arm up in the air): “No! I don’t. Not Boscov’s too! I shall not, she said with a … a … a SWORD brandished in the air!” Mom…